Home Entertainment Buffs Pillows

'Tell you what, if you show us how to switch channels, you can join our club.'

"I'm going to set this lot up - will contain scenes that some may find upsetting and strong language throughout."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Love is when you watch television together.

Inactive wear store.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Remote control wars.