Home Entertainment Geek Pillows

THe remote for when you can't find the remote.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Early Colour TV

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Homo Zapiens

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Love is when you watch television together.

Inactive wear store.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"