Home Entertainment Geek Gifts

THe remote for when you can't find the remote.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Early Colour TV

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Love is when you watch television together.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Inactive wear store.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"In da house"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Remote control wars.