Home Theater Geek Gifts

'Do you have to yell 'cut' every time you turn the TV off?'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"And this is our media room."

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

"What the hell took so long?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Scarpia's Palace

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Tsars in their eyes.

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."