Home Entertainment Aficionado Gifts

'I pressed the red button!'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

'Super size me!!'

Changing Times - TV.

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

Wide screen TV

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'