Home Entertainment Aficionado Gifts

'I pressed the red button!'

'When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

Widescreen TV.

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Wide screen TV

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

'Super size me!!'

Changing Times - TV.

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.