Home Entertainment Expert Gifts

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Love is when you watch television together.