Home Entertainment Expert T-Shirts

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"These remote controls are getting out of hand..."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Love is when you watch television together.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Inactive wear store.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"In da house"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."