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TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Wide screen TV

'Super size me!!'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Changing Times - TV.

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'