Home Entertainment Connoisseur Mugs

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

With a home entertainment system you can turn a bland film into one with an ultra sharp picture!

Changing Times - TV.

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Widescreen TV.

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Super size me!!'

Wide screen TV

"Did you really buy a new TV just to watch this programme?"

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."