Home Entertainment Enthusiast Mugs

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'There's no sports on TV...you want to make love?'

'3-D TV Kit'

"When did our cable bill get higher than our mortgage?"

'DVDs...it's killing me being banged up, knowing there are new formats out there I've never lifted...'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"And, that's the new extension for my new plasma TV screen."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."