Home Audio Expert T-Shirts

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'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

The herd of hearing.

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Home theatre.

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

audiobooks...

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"