Home Theater Guru Pillows

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"And this is our media room."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"We should probably talk about the elephant in the Roomba."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'So you just dry stuff? That's cool, I guess. I mean, it's not like there's some mystical force that could do that for you, like, I don't know... evaporation.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

'Super size me!!'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Wide screen TV