Home Entertainment Guru Pillows

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

Showbiz Awards

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Cat gets a hole in one

Succession 2

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Remote control wars.

Love is when you watch television together.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Inactive wear store.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"In da house"

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."