Home Entertainment Guru Mugs

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

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Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Succession 2

Homo Zapiens

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Inactive wear store.

"In da house"

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Remote control wars.

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'