Home Cinema Guru Mugs

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Man with an enormous TV

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"He cared more about insuring this than his wife's jewelry."

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'

They all have such big nostrils.