Home Cinema Expert Mugs

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

They all have such big nostrils.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Hi Fi

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'