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'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

That was scary! When I opened the closet, all my family movies, tapes and DVDs tumbled down on me! Your entire life passed before your eyes!

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"He's here to help install our new converter box."

They all have such big nostrils.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

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