Home Entertainment Pillows

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

'I finally understand what my father meant when he said, 'someday, son, you'll see the big picture'.'

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'And this is my Japanese garden.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

'Colin's attempts to convince friends that his 45' surround sound flatscreen TV was purely for nature documentaries was doomed to fail.'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'There's nothing on.'

Man takes beach vacation at home.

'There's no sports on TV...you want to make love?'

I love my TV.

Flat screen TVs and 3D TVs.

'Excellent! There's a programme on about wireless technology...'

'The satellite's going out again!'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Widescreen TV on end showing 'The Towering Inferno'.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Greek Home Theater

American Idle.

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

'Hey, I was half-watching that!'