Home Entertainment Pillows

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

He wanted a big-screen TV; she didn't. So they compromised. She let him sit closer to the screen.

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'That's not a window... that's my large screen TV!'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'He's bought a new TV. I hope it isn't too big.'

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

Customer to TV repair man - "Thank god you got here. I was beginning to wander around."

'I know it's a nuisance, but they came as part of the home cinema package.'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

Man takes beach vacation at home.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Yeah, it's just like being there!"

'Tonight's top story...Your TV is too big...'

Greek Home Theater

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'The satellite's going out again!'

Hi Fi

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"I've brought the new remote dear..I don't think you'll misplace this one"

'Tomorrow we're returning this hi-def 3-D television.'

'So I said to myself: Fred, you have Pay-TV, CDs, DVDs, a VCR, Computer Games, no need to go South this winter...'

'And it comes with an accompanying dictionary.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Colin's attempts to convince friends that his 45' surround sound flatscreen TV was purely for nature documentaries was doomed to fail.'

Wide-screen TV window cleaning

'I hope there is nothing good on TV tonight because I have life.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

I love my TV.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'