Home Theater Pillows

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Big screen TV.

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'Good heavens! That was some action-packed movie!'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

'3-D TV Kit'

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'

'STAY!'

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

"And this is our media room."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Power House.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Yeah, it's nice. But you just know next year they'll introduce a bigger one."

"I love the new design of these TVs. It comes with a free visit to the chiropractor for neck problems."

'So, is that a mobile phone or a home theater?'

"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."

"The curvature adds to our banking experience."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

New Years Resolution

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Frank, I just finished writing an ad to sell my home entertainment center. The chair is included? It's covered with gum! That's why I said 'Have a complete movie theater experience." The audio components are smashed! Bits are all over the room! And that's why I said "Surround sound system"! Ernie, people want flat-screens ... not a thick cabinet TV! I was honest about that, Frank. I said "3-D television"!

"It's all the violence that does it."