Home Cinema Pillows

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'This DVD has a selection of commentaries for that cinematic feel.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Do you have to yell 'cut' every time you turn the TV off?'

'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.