Home Movies Pillows

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Filming Christmas

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

How the goat got square eyes.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom