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'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"This dvd of Billy's first day at school is due back in two days, Mom."

Christmas Party Video 3

'Douglas is hell bent on re-issuing our wedding video on blu-ray.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

TV-Man

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'3-D TV Kit'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Cat gets a hole in one

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'