Home Movies Gifts

'We sit out here when we get bored with the pool and the movie theater in our 10,000 square foot luxury basement.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"Oh, no! Not their holiday video!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Filming Christmas

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director