Home Video Gifts

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

American Idle.

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV-Man

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Homo Zapiens

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Cat gets a hole in one

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.