Home Video Star Gifts

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

The Marie Kondo landfill

They all have such big nostrils.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Christmas Party Video 3

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

'It's a program on conserving energy.'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

"He's considered a fixture, so he's included with the house."