Home Entertainment Hero Gifts

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'There's nothing on.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Love is when you watch television together.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.