Home Studio Hero Gifts

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Good luck with all the revision...

"I could get used to working remotely."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Working from home

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"You've all been like a company to me."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

Nervous Student

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"Don't interrupt! I finally found my muse."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"How are we on bread?"

'I planned to go to work, cancel my appointments, kick back and just relax...then I remembered I'm retired.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"