Home Desk Hero Gifts

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Home Schooling Day 22...

Domestic Superheroes!!

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Storm in the out tray

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Do your research!

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"How was work?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Evil Exams!

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Work Slave

"I could get used to working remotely."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'