Desk Hero Gifts

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Overworked in the office

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

In - Out - Pending.

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Sure I can make that deadline."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...