'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'
Desk Duty Hero Gifts
Searching for a gift for your desk duty hero? Explore our collection of clever, humorous, and inspiring items designed for those who keep the office or home workspace running smoothly. Perfect for anyone who takes their role seriously but appreciates a good laugh and a bit of flair. Whether it's for a coworker, boss, or yourself, these products add personality and humor to desk duty days.
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'
Storm in the out tray
"Now that's what I call customer service!"
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'
"Can we please just stick to the core business?"
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself
"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."
Work Slave
"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."
Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder
"I could get used to working remotely."
In - Out - Pending.
"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”
Covid and Restarting School
"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"
Working 9 to 5.
'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
"He excels at putting out fires."
Executive Asks Death To Wait
"You've all been like a company to me."
If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...
Working from home
Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.
"Sure I can make that deadline."
9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -
Desk Duty Hero Gifts Collection
Desk Duty Hero Mugs
Discover our full collection of desk duty hero mugs that make mornings brighter and coffee breaks more enjoyable.
Desk Duty Hero Pillows
Explore our cozy pillows that celebrate desk duty heroes with humor and charm, ideal for home or office decor.
Desk Duty Hero Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that honor desk duty heroes, bringing motivation and personality to your walls.
Desk Duty Hero T-Shirts
Check out our collection of desk duty hero t-shirts—fun, inspiring, and perfect for any workspace wardrobe.