Desk Duty Hero Pillows

'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I could get used to working remotely."

In - Out - Pending.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Working 9 to 5.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"You've all been like a company to me."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Working from home

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Sure I can make that deadline."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -