Desk Duty Champ Pillows

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Storm in the out tray

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

In, out, shake it all about.

Working 9 to 5.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Whack, Out of Whack.

InOutYada Yada.

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Digito Ergo Sum.

International House of Paperwork

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Outbox.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

Still Here

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

Think Big.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'I don't want to talk about it.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"I'm an assistance dog."

'I came in early to get a jump on the day, but it jumped me first.'

Input (not yours) and Output (only mine).