Desk Duty Champion Pillows

"Line one is on line two..."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Storm in the out tray

In, out, shake it all about.

Working 9 to 5.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

InOutYada Yada.

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Digito Ergo Sum.

International House of Paperwork

'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Outbox.

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Still Here

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'I don't want to talk about it.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I'm an assistance dog."