Desk Duty Survivor Pillows

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Working hours.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Working 9 to 5.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Getting through the week.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Information. Innuendo

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Whack, Out of Whack.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".