Desk Duty Devotee Pillows

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

Still Here

'A robot sits at desk with work boxes: Input/ Output.'

Family size, economy size, giant size

Company boss sits at desk near wall sign: Not Here To Make Friends.

"I'm an assistance dog."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Working 9 to 5.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

Whack, Out of Whack.

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Outbox.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

International House of Paperwork

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'