Desk Duty Devotee Gifts

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"He's our most entrenched bureaucrat. Why'd you go and tell him we have unwritten rules?"

Still Here

'A robot sits at desk with work boxes: Input/ Output.'

Family size, economy size, giant size

Company boss sits at desk near wall sign: Not Here To Make Friends.

"I'm an assistance dog."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Working 9 to 5.

Whack, Out of Whack.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Outbox.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

International House of Paperwork

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Slam Dunking the Outtray