"Line one is on line two..."
Desk Duty Champion Gifts
Looking for a gift for a desk duty champion who keeps everything running smoothly? Our collection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful products that honor their dedication and drive. Perfect for those who take pride in their workspace and love a good laugh amid the daily grind.
"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Storm in the out tray
In, out, shake it all about.
Working 9 to 5.
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
InOutYada Yada.
Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."
In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.
Digito Ergo Sum.
International House of Paperwork
'In... out... in... out... in... out... in...?!'
"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.
Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.
Outbox.
'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'
Still Here
'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'
"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."
"We need to talk about procrastination."
"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"
'I don't want to talk about it.'
'Supervisor of the Year'
The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy
"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."
"I'm an assistance dog."
Desk Duty Champion Gifts Collection
Desk Duty Champion Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating desk duty champions—perfect for their morning coffee routine or office desk.
Desk Duty Champion Pillows
Discover pillows that bring comfort and humor to desk duty champions—brighten their office or home with these clever designs.
Desk Duty Champion Prints
Browse inspiring prints for desk duty champions—adding personality and motivation to their workspace or walls.
Desk Duty Champion T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts that honor desk duty champions—ideal for casual days and expressing their workspace hero spirit.