Desk Champion Gifts

InOutYada Yada.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

In, out, shake it all about.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Office zombie.

"Time to do it in!"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Careerist

Working Vacation.

Frustrated at the office.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'I take it we won the business, then?'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

Job Security

Man with Sword in Penholder

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.