Desk Champion Gifts

InOutYada Yada.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

In, out, shake it all about.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Working Vacation.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Frustrated at the office.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Careerist

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Job Security

"What's wrong with my filing system?"