Messy Desk Champions Gifts

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

In, out, shake it all about.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

InOutYada Yada.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I have a system."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Line one is on line two..."

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

'Bob, this is Old Stoney, in Communications. Now, about his travel voucher for oats....'

"Great. I see you've been practising at home."