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"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

'Wow, my own desk!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Angry boss

"In"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

To be or not to be in-trays.

"I have a system."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

In/Out/Out of Sight.

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"

Who is this man and what does he do?

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

'Checkmate...I think.'