Messy Desk Connoisseur Gifts

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"In"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'Let's just say it's a token of my esteem to be prominently displayed on your desk.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I have a system."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

In and Out

In/Out/Out of Sight.

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

Busy work

Who is this man and what does he do?

"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

Crossword Puzzle's Desk Organisers.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."