Messy Desk Virtuoso Gifts

"I have a system."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

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"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

When was the last time you cleaned this keyboard?

Jesus forgets to save.

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'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'I asked if I could work from home.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"