Messy Desk Sympathizer Gifts

'Checkmate...I think.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I have a system."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'My Way' - 'The Highway'.

"Great, you finally complied with our clean desk policy! So what all were you able to get done today?!"

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

Ernie gives this job one hundred percent --- at about the rate of two percent a week.

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'

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