Messy Desk Survivor Gifts

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Office Park

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Office zombie.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Accountancy

"It's the new mobile office."

"I have a system."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Antisocial distancing

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

'Checkmate...I think.'

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'