Messy Desk Survivor Prints

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Office Park

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

Office zombie.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

Accountancy

"It's the new mobile office."

"I have a system."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Antisocial distancing

Easy Swivel Chair Company

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

Frantically overworked telephone receptionist getting severly stressed

'Checkmate...I think.'

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"