Messy Desk Warrior Prints

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Office Park

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Time to do it in!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Office zombie.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'He's under office-arrest.'

Frustrated at the office.

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

Job Security

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"It's the new mobile office."

"I have a system."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Shredder.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."