Messy Desk Magician Prints

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Golfing Boss

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Smoke and mirrors.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Inkwell Genie.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

While you were out...

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

I'll be back.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"I have a system."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

Out-out-out-IN: 'We were once the new guy too.'

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'