Messy Desk Magician Pillows

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Golfing Boss

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Smoke and mirrors.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Inkwell Genie.

Friday 5.30pm.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

While you were out...

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

I'll be back.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

'It just needs tidying up a bit.'

"I have a system."

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

Out-out-out-IN: 'We were once the new guy too.'

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

'Yes, it is the new printer...and yes, it works by magic.'

'Gutherie's a genius at clearing the paperwork - I don't know how he does it.'

Flight of the paperless plane.

"What cloak of invisibility? Just admit you misses work yesterday!"