Messy Desk Champion Prints

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

In, out, shake it all about.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

InOutYada Yada.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Non Drip Paint

"I have a system."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

Playing The Youth Card

"Line one is on line two..."

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

'Checkmate...I think.'

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

Paint running down a decorator's leg.