Desk Disaster Survivor Gifts

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Information. Innuendo

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Spam in inbox.

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

Exhausted employee

Friday 5.30pm.

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"